Lets Be Car Ramrod
Howdy, Howdy...Fucking Partners.

I am not actually back in the blogging spiriting I was just telling you that to get you off my fucking back a few weeks ago.

Well, My finals are over and I have seen my grades yet, but I hope they are whatI am expecting. On the subject of school I am now rethinking my Ink. I am trying to decide whether to stay in California and move down to the bay area or to move up to Vancouver, Canada and go to VFS (Vancouver Film School.) I mean I like California and all but I really think that Canada will have a lot more to offer me.

.fetish
My current fetish is brown haired women. I don't know why but brunettes have really began to interest me. I am thinking especially about European women; I don't exactly know why. It is just happening. Another thing that Canada has to offer, Europe away from Europe.

.humboldt
Ha...Ha. It is official, I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE. My got it is hideous; It is heinous; It is a huge excuse for a county. I am tired of the surrounds and most of all of the people. All of the people in this place sicken me, down to the last one. What I have found that is even worse is the people that I know are not any better. I get rid of one set of fucking asshole-jackass-motherfuckers and what happens, it turns out that the other people who I know are just as fucking stupid. If you haven't got it yet I am talking about people who I used to consider my friends.

They are spineless, weakass, little bitches. You expect them to do one thing, because they are indeed your friends, but nooooo they have to the exact fucking opposite and be stupid about it all the fucking way. I truly can't stand their shit anymore. Good riddance to you all.

I hope you enjoy the stuff that I found, that a message for a certain person and to all you others get a fucking life and think for your fucking self for one minute.

Also, would you please stop being so fucking scared of your own fucking shadows.

Okay, well yah, so you, my readers, have seen that I am just a slight bit pissed off, huh?

I am just so fucking tired of the crap that other people believe is so fucking important and how I am always so wrong.

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I was recently posed this question, "Erin, why do you have the mats in your car turned upside down?" I answered as any person who has messy friends who don't wipe their feet before the enter your car, "to keep the mud and dirt off my premium mats, of course." Well, this didn't seem to make any sense to the little logos (logic for all you ignorant people out there) questioner and he began to argue with me that I was "wasting the mats" and "that that's what the mats were for to get dirty."

Okay, NO, fucking expensive mats, just like my car, are supposed to be kept free of dirt and fucking mud. It is not my fault that you have a shitty car and that you always keep it so fucking dirty and for some reason, why- I don't exactly know, you don't seem to want to get a better one, maybe something that is not a shitty, rusty, 1994 escort (I may have the year wrong on that one.)

I don't know it just seems that people don't understand me. I used to just be the guy who had nice clothes and nice cars and you know nice stuff. Now, it seems that I am "Erin the one who is the capitalist, he always has all this stuff and he wants to have billions of dollars and make movies and We ALL think that he is fucking dumb for wanting those things."

It is funny though my friends seem to be content living with their parents for the rest of their lives or want to do radiology for a living, or god forbid, want to be fucking musicians or some have even said to me that don't what they want to do as long as they are content in their lives. Shit who wants to be just "content" and what the fuck is content: A white picket fence in front of your 4 bedroom house with your three whinny children and your fucking bitchy wife pulling down 56k working as a manager of some institution?

NO THANKS!

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I am shaking my head now as I write this that now the only things that seem to move me to write a blog posts a things that people do to piss me off. Gone are the days of sexy, sultry and lusty musings of Erin the Metrosexual. Now all there is shitty interactions with people and fucking ignorant acquaintances. Yes, everyone I know has been demoted to aquaitances. It is an across the board thing so don't feel bad Billy Bob (I don't actually know anyone named Billy Bob.)


I am quite tired now and I cannot take either the blue pill or the red pill to make be keep blogging so I will continue with this line of acquaintance barredment in

"Lets Be Car Ramrod II"

coming to an RSS reader near you.

In the next issue of "Erin Tells the World to Fuckoff"
-Porn
-Why I am Interested in Film
-Why YOU can Fuckoff
AND
-Why your ideas, beliefs and feelings are completely irrelevant and why I disregard them, completely.
ALSO
-Why I hate Fat people
AND
-Conan O'brians New "Doo"

Brought to you by: Erin and The Committee Who Doesn't Give a Fuck Anymore.


- posted by Erin @ 9:52 PM |

 
You Are Pre-Approved
Yoink. Yes Yoink.

I have been sick/ill/not available for a few days now. I am just here to tell you: "I am back and NO I still won't fix your computer." I get sick turn around and the semester is just gone. I have no idea where the time has gone; however, finals week is next week and then the semester is done.

My plans for summer you ask?

Well, I would like to get a job/internship with a small production company down in the L.A. area as maybe a 1st Asst. Director or Production Asst. or something. All the companies small and large are getting ready for the summer production season to begin(no rain get it?) and are hiring cast and crew feverishly. I like I would like to commute in between northern California and southern California this summer I think that would be fun. You know I would be able to keep on track career wise and still be able to see all the people who I hate on a daily basis, just kidding my dear friends. I will also probably think up more things that I would like to do.

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I watched some excellent films when I was sick so now I command you to view them: Boiler Room, One Hour Photo(with robin Williams) and Wall Street. If you haven't seen Wall Street yet, you have been living under some rock somewhere.

.music
Currently topping my lists of songs that I would like to have sex when listening to is "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace. Cumming in second, you ask? "Gangsta Nation" by West Side Connect Gang (Ice Cubes new group).

So Erin, what is topping the charts of songs that you have already fucked to, you ask?
Simply put: anything by the R&B/Hip-Hop group Baby Bash.

I have just ordered three, yes three, new albums. Diana Krall's Live in Paris which is a jazz album, David Banner's Baptized In Dirty Water a rap album and they gave me some new band by the name of Shinedown from florida's new album Leave A Whisper All of this for $20, that's how the rich stay rich huh?

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If you have made it this far I know you are Loyal readers so I will leave you with a trivia question.

Who, What and Where is your Spleen? (Please answer in the Comment Section, Respectfully)

Brought to you by: Erin and The Committee to support The Have You Ever Wanted to Put Your Penis in a Wall Outlet coalition. I make all my readers honor members at no extra charge. Charge, get it; Charge? Go Jump in a Lake.


- posted by Erin @ 4:07 PM |

 
Gmail...all the way.
I have finally taken the time out of my busy schedule to get Gmail and I like it. I can be found at

<"metrosexual at gmail.com">

I am going to try to minimize the amount of spam that I get at this e-mail account, hence the format.

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Okay...Well, we have a a few new links to put up. Check out Gary's blog Bibbs Revenge, Mick's blog The Tyke and Nick's blog Indian Stallion. On the redesigning my blog thing I really have to get my head out of my ass and come up with a design that I can quickly and easily implement. Any ideas?

.music
I currently have not been listening to any particular music. I just set Winamp 5 on the "Most played" selection and it plays through my entire list of Mp3s.

Mindless Trivia: The reason why Nullsoft didn't make a Winamp 4? How would you like to say "yah, I am going to go download a Winamp-four-skin." Doesn't sound fun huh? Well then, go bath in some depleted uranium; it will whiten your teeth while your rot.

.film
Vancouver Film School called. I haven't called them back.

Brought to you by: Erin and The Committee to Hunt Down and Kill That Fat Bitch Who Stole Your Cookie When You Were Three.
- posted by Erin @ 2:36 PM |

 
Smack The Penguin
No it is not a euphemism or sexual innuendo. It is a really nifty flash game. Click here to Play.

I am trying to find somewhere that will host my pictures. So as soon as I do I will post a screenshot of my high score.

Play the game and post your high score.
- posted by Erin @ 1:47 PM |