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PlanetOut Entertaining: AQUARIUS

Drinking style
Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.

Trademark cocktails
Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have never heard of: a capirinha, Satan's whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. They like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the color electric blue and would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. They also rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty martini.

Drinking buddies
Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Matt Groening, Ashton Kutcher, Ronald Reagan, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, Oprah Winfrey, Elijah Wood"

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What prompted this you ask? I met some new "friends." They were quite entertaining. One of them- a brown haired little chica, the most amazing eyes you have ever seen and a mouth to die for, I have taken a small fancy to. On the plus side she kept offering me glasses of wine, very enjoyable.

But seriously lets not get ahead of ourselves like some other people I know. Drivebys anyone?


Have you seen the woman dance,
have you seen the shine,
the shine of Lust,
the shine on the skin of the man.

The air,
the smoke,
envelopes the faces,
drawing them ever nearer,
which one hath you know,
forever between you,
which one can see your soul.

You think of god,
as a man in the sky,
a man of omniscient prowess.
The true sense of god,
is a woman of sulter,
pulling gently on the strings of your life.

Which one shall you choose,
the god that is yours,
which one do you know,
which one is just real.

I say choose the one,
from beyond the setting sun,
the one who takes your life.

-Erin The Metrosexual
- posted by Erin @ 1:47 AM |